/* TEAM */

Human:
  One person with excellent domain-name judgment.

Machine assistance:
  Several probabilistic accomplices with no equity.

Location:
  Somewhere between Sydney and the latent space.

/* SITE */

Standards:
  HTML, CSS, and stubbornness.

Framework:
  Absolutely not. Ask again after the JavaScript commit.

Best viewed:
  At 800 × 600 while somebody nearby connects to dial-up.

Last updated:
  2026-09-01